Post by Rand al'Thor on Feb 29, 2020 22:38:20 GMT
So some gay freaking ice zombies were causing amok up north and heading down south, but still in the north, a gay deserter made his way into Winterfell. He was captured immediately and dismissed as mad. There, Lord Eddard Stark raised his mighty blade to cleave off his head. There, the others watched including Eddard's children.
They later got some cool wolves, even Torygg who didn't priorly exist, but you know, this is an RP. Soon, Eddard found out that King Robert Baratheon was coming for a visit. Things were gonna get pretty crazy from here on out. And here the King came, with his whole group of Lannisters and such.
"Ye've gotten fat, Ned," fat Robert said immediately. The would laugh and head off on their own. The rest left, to their devices. They went to the tombs and talked about Lyanna Stark who Robert wanted to puck but he couldn't because he got cucked by the CHAD Rhaegar Targaryen.
Everyone then ate and crap, Tyrion and Jon made jabs at each other, and then the next day came. Cersei and Jaime, who are twins, were humping each other and little Brandon, or Bran Stark if you so prefer, saw it so Jaime was like, "The things I'll do for love," and shoved him out the window. Needless to say, he's comatized at the moment.
Ned then accepted King Robert's offer to become the Hand of the King and left with him. Also accompanying them were Ned Stark's two daughters Sansa and Arya and Ned's second oldest true born son, Torygg Stark. Jon Snow and Tyrion then went to the wall and the others who were at Winterfell to begin with stayed there.
The RP story starts here . . .
They later got some cool wolves, even Torygg who didn't priorly exist, but you know, this is an RP. Soon, Eddard found out that King Robert Baratheon was coming for a visit. Things were gonna get pretty crazy from here on out. And here the King came, with his whole group of Lannisters and such.
"Ye've gotten fat, Ned," fat Robert said immediately. The would laugh and head off on their own. The rest left, to their devices. They went to the tombs and talked about Lyanna Stark who Robert wanted to puck but he couldn't because he got cucked by the CHAD Rhaegar Targaryen.
Everyone then ate and crap, Tyrion and Jon made jabs at each other, and then the next day came. Cersei and Jaime, who are twins, were humping each other and little Brandon, or Bran Stark if you so prefer, saw it so Jaime was like, "The things I'll do for love," and shoved him out the window. Needless to say, he's comatized at the moment.
Ned then accepted King Robert's offer to become the Hand of the King and left with him. Also accompanying them were Ned Stark's two daughters Sansa and Arya and Ned's second oldest true born son, Torygg Stark. Jon Snow and Tyrion then went to the wall and the others who were at Winterfell to begin with stayed there.
The RP story starts here . . .